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David Smiles does not smile. He tried once in 2017 and immediately regretted it.
He wanders through life like a goth cloud — raining on everyone's parade while complaining that the rain ruined his boots. His writing is like a warm hug from a vampire who forgot to feed.
If you're here for sunshine and rainbows, you've taken a wrong turn into the abyss. Welcome. 🖤☠️
THIS IS NOT A WHOLESOME COLOURING BOOK.
Death Memes is a collection of dark, stupid, beautifully cursed illustrations.
For people who like their humour grim, their memes unhinged, and their relaxation slightly concerning.
Every page pulls you deeper into death, chaos, and weird little horrors.
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